************ Chinese eye test **********
If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese.************
********** Irish Robbery (Jay Hemphill) **********
An armed and hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shoots the guy in the head without hesitation!
He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him.
One of the tellers is looking straight at him and the robber walks over and calmly shoots him in the head also. Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.
Did anyone else see my face?' calls the robber.
There are a few moments of silence, then one Irish gent, looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says:
"I think me wife, over here, might have caught a glimpse...."
*************** ONE word... California ***************
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