************ Yard Sign (Marilyn Sorensen) ************
******* Medical Definitions for Rednecks (Skip Robbins) *******
*********** Redneck Lion (Alexis Mauldin) ***********
*********** ... and have 'em looking for work (Bob Owen) ***********
An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!"
The German doctor stood up and said, "Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and put it into another and have him looking for work on 4 weeks"
The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced, we can remove half a heart from one person, put it into another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!"
Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the conference, "Well", he said, "My country is so far advanced in medicine, we can take an Asshole out of Chicago , put him in the White House, and have half the country looking for work in 24 hours!"
*********** Priceless (Marilyn Sorensen) ******************* What could he have possibly seen in her? (Pat Wagner) ********
Okay, okay... she does have pretty eyes!*********** Have you ever had this much fun!? (Marilyn Sorensen) ***********
*********** Neck exercise for computer geeks (Leroy Pyle) **********
*********** Time to start cussing (Bob Owen) ***********A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom... 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'
I don't know, he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'
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