****** gOOgle (ain't it a shame to ruin a beautiful thing(s) with plastic?)
***************The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
**********************America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
**********************Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
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********************** Chilly this winter?Do you know why it's been so cold?
Because over the years many folks thought, "It will be a cold day in Hell, before a black man becomes President."
Enjoy the weather.*******************
****** Win tickets to the Vancouver 2010 Winter Games- Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
- Which ones are male twins?
- Which ones are the female twins?
- How many women are in the group?
- Which one is the teacher?
- Which two just finished a joint?
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. May I ask your name?"
"Morris Fishbone," he replied.
"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"
"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man."
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a frigging wall.”
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I just love the source of some of your jokes!!!!
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